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Why Nobody Remembers Your Event The Next Morning

· 4 min read

A corporate event with guests gathered around an activation

You're giving people the same thing they get everywhere else: a bar, a group photo and a gift that ends up in a drawer. None of it gets filmed, none of it gets shared and none of it takes your brand anywhere.

People Walk Straight Past

The photo wall has been the same for twenty years: a backdrop, a repeated logo and a camera. Nobody queues for that, and whoever does stop is doing it out of politeness.

What stops someone at an event isn't the prize, it's seeing something they haven't seen before. And you can tell in the first ten minutes: either there's a queue, or there won't be one all night.

You're Paying For The Content

You hire a photographer and a video crew to get material out of the event. That's backwards: the good material gets made by the guests themselves, once you give them a reason to film.

A draw that films itself saves you half the production and brings you the guest's point of view, which is the one that actually gets shared.

Your Brand Lasts An Hour

Merchandise gets thrown away. The tote bag, the pen and the notebook have a short life, and both sides know it.

Nobody throws away a portrait of themselves. It ends up on the fridge or on a desk, and your logo travels with it without you doing anything else.

You Can't Measure Anything

Without details from the people who came there's no campaign, no follow up and no sale afterwards. The event ends up as a nice photo and an attendance report.

Anything you ask a guest for has to give them something back. Give them a keepsake they actually want and they'll hand over their email without you having to drag it out of them.

A Caricaturist Doesn't Scale

They draw twenty faces a night, charge by the hour and aren't free on the day that suits somebody else. When it works it works beautifully, but it can't be repeated at three events at once.

The problem isn't the drawing, it's the diary. Anything that depends on one person has a ceiling.

Setting Up An Events Business Is Expensive

Almost any events business needs premises, stock and staff. Months go by between the first investment and the first client.

The exception is the formats that fit in a car boot: twenty minutes to set up, no warehouse needed, and the variable cost is the consumable rather than a salary.

What People Do Remember

A robot that draws guests in 60 seconds builds a queue from the first minute, and every guest walks away with your brand in their hand.

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